Valentine Day Jokes for Kids

Use Valentine day jokes to make funny valentine cards for the kids.

Creative valentine ideas don't have to be hard. For instance, use these valentine day jokes for the kids' valentine cards. My boys are giving out joke cards this year at school and everyone thinks it's the greatest! We made them out of a deck of personalized photo playing cards.

I spent quite a bit of time searching the net for the best of the best and thought I'd repost my list here.

Valentine Day Jokes - Knock Knock


If you have other great kid jokes or card ideas or fun ways to use photos on Valentine's day, don't forget to share.

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Frank who?
Frank you for being my friend!

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Howard who?
Howard you like a big kiss?

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Sherwood who?
Sherwood like to be your valentine!

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Pooch who?
Pooch your arms around me, baby.

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Olive who?
Olive you!

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Emma who?
Emma hoping I’ll get lots of Valentine’s treats!

Valentine Day Jokes About Animals

What did the boy sheep say to the girl sheep on Valentine’s Day?
I love ewe!

What did the boy owl say to the girl owl on Valentine’s Day?
Owl be yours!

What did the boy squirrel say to the boy squirrel on Valentine’s Day?
I’m nuts about you.

What did the girl squirrel say to the boy squirrel on Valentine’s Day?
You’re nuts so bad yourself.

Do skunks celebrate Valentine’s Day?
Sure, they’re very scent-imental!

Why did the pig give his girlfriend a box of candy?
It was Valenswine’s Day

What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus?
I wanna hold your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand.

What did the elephant say to his girlfriend?
I love you a ton!

Did you hear about the nearsighted porcupine?
He fell in love with a pin cushion.

What did one snake say to the other snake?
Give me a little hug and a hiss, honey.

Valentine Day Jokes About People

What did the caveman give his wife on Valentine’s Day?
Ughs and kisses

What do farmers give their wives on Valentine’s Day?
Hogs and kisses.

What does a man who loves his car do on February 14?
He gives it a Valenshine

What did the painter say to her boyfriend?
I love you with all my art.

If your aunt ran off to get married, what would you call her?

What did the baker say to his sweetheart?
I’m dough-nuts about you.

Did Adam and Eve ever have a date?
No, but they had an apple.

What do you call a knight on Valentine’s Day?

What did Frankenstein say to his girlfriend?
Be my valenstein!

What is a vampire’s sweetheart called?
His ghoul-friend.

Valentine Day Jokes About Food

What did the chocolate syrup say to the ice cream?
I’m sweet on you.

Why did the banana go out with a prune?
Because it couldn’t get a date.

Valentine Day Jokes About Things

What kind of flowers do you never give on Valentine’s Day?

What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine’s Day?
I’m stuck on you!

What did the light bulb say to the switch?
You turn me on.

What did the valentine card say to the stamp?
Stick with me and we’ll go places!

What did the galaxy say to the sun?
You’re my biggest star.

What did the silver polish say to the bracelet?
I’ve taken a shine to you.

What did the pants say to the funny sewing machine?
You leave me in stitches.

What did the baseball bat say to the homerun ball?
You’re a big hit with me!

What did the paper clip say to the magnet?
I find you very attractive.

What did one volcano say to the other volcano?
I lava you.

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